Who Are We?
Besides a bunch of certifiables, anyway
Emma Cardi - Founder
Some asshole. Cosplays, blogs, video edits, naps.
John "JohnLewis" Lewis - Founder
Two legs. Two arms. A face. Eleven and a half toes. A stomach. Hair. A lot of hair. Like, holy shit, so much hair. Games, tabletop and video, long walks on computer generated beaches.
"I'm not sorry."
Zach Fisher - 9 to 5 Gamer
Known variously as "The Velveteen Shithouse," "Big Taco," and "Hey, you in the bushes!" Born in the primordial ooze of the 1980's, has been gaming since first attaching those incredibly annoying little fork things to the back of his black and white TV and firing up his Atari 2600 for the first time. Makes videos about playing games, building random shit, making costumes, organizing desks, and other exciting topics. Also can shoot laser beams from his eyes.
*a series of fart noises*
That asshole with the eyeliner. Games, shows, comic books, and various media types in between. Would probably work on a salary that consisted solely of macaroni and cheese if she could. More hair than John.
Also pictured is her son.
Jaxon "Foggy Bear" Alexander
Your token fabulous unbearably gay trans!dude. Always looking for an excuse to travel and pretend to be a trendy frequent flyer. His other side of the coin consists of extensive Hannibal Lecter and serial killer knowledge.
Digs indie horror flicks, Tony Stark's will to live, and getting overly excited about history. He's also into using words like 'digs' and 'groovy'. Cosplaying, collecting con badges, seeing movies multiple times in theaters, and being the shipping trash of the underworld.
"I don't know what the fuck that is"
Sebastian "Z" Maxwell
Your average bisexual trans guy. Film junkie with an art history degree, determined to find homoerotic subtext in everything I can get my gay little hands on. Special interests include Dads and Plaids. Russell Crowe ruined my life.
“Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions."