So we came back to 21 Marvel really wanting to wow everyone and have a great time. We wanted to. But, well, Elektra was the next movie on the list, so this is what you get.
We were definitely ready with our drink, that's for sure.
John was open with his opinions of this movie, which he had seen before. Maybe more than twice. Shut up.
We knew the whitewash was strong with this movie, but good lord, people.
We also found the opening scene and Elektra's introduction particularly well done.
We then mercilessly pointed out a flaw that one character shares with an orange, straw toupee-d orangutan.
Then Emma got sassy with the green-eye effects that annoyed the shit out of us the entire fucking movie.
Then John got sassy about the depiction of Elektra's physical capabilities.
We then fought about nonsense words to distract us from the travesty onscreen.
And John proved, once again, that he is an asshole.
Emma didn't appreciate that the movie was made in such a dark manner. The rest of us didn't appreciate that the movie was made.
Then we (totally safe and dependable role models) made parental commentary
Then a villain side character did a thing. We're pretty sure this is the only reason her character is used.
Then John and Charlie waxed poetical
In conclusion: I mean, we've seen worse movies. We've seen better ones, too. This was fun to poke holes in, honestly.
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