It was somewhere near the beginning when we remembered how bad the movie was going to be...
And we also remembered why we were so happy that the newest Spiderman was being played by a 17-year-old
There were lots of confusing bits to the movie
Also, tiny logical flaws that could have changed the movie entirely...
Most of the time though, we berated and outright rooted against this particular Peter Parker
Finally, an hour in, and we were done pretending
When it was all finally over, we could come to but one conclusion:
Be sure to join us next week for...Oh, god...Daredevil.