Then we marveled at the tropes we seem to see all the time in these Marvel movies. Pun intended.
At this point we realized that we hadn't yet introduced the drink that night. We were already several shots in, and we weren't sorry. About forgetting. About the drink, a little bit...
Then we made fun of the contrived lines that really made this movie what it is
Then we had a dialogue on the horrible way Ben Affleck went after Jennifer Garner
We were then shown some things we totally didn't know about him
Then John was a dick
And continued to be a dick
Then we all enjoyed the soundtrack
And laughed at how this whole thing went down
In the end, it was a fun movie. Not because it was good, but because it was so easy to laugh at.
And for some things, you just had to be there
Be sure to join us next week, when we are legitimately excited to watch...X-Men 2!