The Fam: Animal Crossing

So, the other day we were bored and made Animal Crossing characters. And here they are!

 

Charlie - Charlie

Mayor of the Town

Mayor of the Town

I'm in the garbage where I belong.

 

Emma - Pym

Ah, Animal Crossing, I skipped so much school to play you. I was addicted. Obsessed. Why am I talking about this like it's past tense? Still love the shit out of this fucker.

Why am I dressed in a clown suit? Why aren't you dressed in a clown suit?! Have you ever kneecapped a pig, sir?

Why am I dressed in a clown suit? Why aren't you dressed in a clown suit?! Have you ever kneecapped a pig, sir?

This is Pym, she was made in Charlie's town. I know the Gamecube version doesn't have a mayor but you still get a sense of it being your town. You are in charge. So I've decided Pym is the Gardener. She plants the flowers, trees where there is not enough green, and pulls the weeds.

It's odd not being on the driver's seat. But it might be nice not having to run errands for once.

 

 

John - Froley Bumchew

I have never played Animal Crossing before. As it is, I barely played the night we made these. Emma played my character while I tried to fix the dryer. And failed.

Never a cuter ball of absolute evil did exist in this world

Never a cuter ball of absolute evil did exist in this world

Anyway, Froley is a recent escapee of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow's Home For the Criminally Insane. He loves arson, being rude to people, and long walks alone in the woods. He's new to town, and hopes to keep a low profile after somehow being given a house with no work or credit history and no background check. He absolutely did not start that dumpster fire last night, he was at home playing solitaire, he swears.