21 Marvel Wrap-up: Blade Trinity *OR* Freedom Tastes Sweet, Like This Drink

To say we were happy to be finishing the Blade franchise would be an accurate way to describe our feelings.

We also had a strong feeling of impending doom, so our drink reflected that

The movie somehow started off worse than all the others

John was immediately disgusted and proceeded to drink himself into a stupor

Terrible lines, galore, my friends. Oh, so very terrible...

A Moment of silence for our fallen fave, Murder Grandpa, which we kind of saw coming tbh...

Then there was a surprise(or unintentional? Yeah, unintentional...) throwback to the first Blade movie

REMEMBER THE INCEST?! We've tried to erase it from our minds, to no avail...

REMEMBER THE INCEST?! We've tried to erase it from our minds, to no avail...

New characters really saved this movie. And by 'saved' I mean 'were the ONLY redeeming factors'.

Expected thing was expected.

And lots of pointless things. Character deaths. Story sequences. The usual.

All in all, it wasn't horrible. Just bad.

Blade is finally done. Thank the Middle-Aged Gods...

Join us next week when we watch...Oh, goddamnit...Elektra...